never trust a big butt and

I bought a lot of kale!

KALE, It's super delicious I tells ya, delicious! and also super good for you. It has vitamins and nutrient and can turn you into super man if you have it IV'd to you for at least 4 days.

I don't think that first part is right, everything else, I'm pretty sure is %100 correct.

[insert: man o'steel vegetable]


I woke up this morning and my wrist hurt. and NO, it wasn't because I was on a date with my hand! It's becaaaaaause I was in a long term relash with my hand!

MASTURBATION JOKE. It wasn't even a joke.

I also made pork chops for dinner today and lunch tomorrow. I also sauteed onion, mushrooms and kale (well i actually only slightly warmed the kale) in olive oil and balsamic vinegar, (ok between you and me; I had to spell check vinegar), I also made rice.


IT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Maybe I shoulda taken a pikshure. meh.

This video is old but still good (and my old I mean so last year):




2 days till that GAGz

i'm an island

So yesterday was a simultaneously exciting and horrifying day.

Exciting because I got my BED DELIVERED.
Horrifying because it's an Ikea bed.

[insert: It now looks like a I have a cartoon bed in my room]


I'm going to have to do something to keep it from looking so g-d generic. There's nothing wrong with having an Ikea bed, I mean they are cheap and I can't afford anything else so it's a take it or leave it situation AND I'MA TAKE IT. I feel like a big boy now sitting in my bed.

Exciting because I got my bed.
Horrifying because I HAD TO GO BACK TO IKEA

Yes friends, I had to go back to that fucking store equal parts, desperation and reasonably priced furniture. Because they (Ikea) forget to tell me that I also needed a midbeam or else my bed wouldn't work. So I had to make my odyssey back to Ikea.

I felt like Orpheus going back to the underworld, but instead of a lover I was going back to buy a ten dollar piece of metal. samesies!

[insert: I didn't look motherfuckin' back, I'm not a fool and it was also only a beam and not a lover....]



It took me abooooooooout 1:45 to get to Ikea in the freezing rain. Took me 10 minutes to find the beam and check out. Then another 1:45 to get back to the ole' apty in the rain etc...

HORRIFYING

Needless to say, but I'll say it anyway even though it's "needless," Ikea is hell on earth. It takes two buses and a transfer to get to hell and it'll take most of your day.


On the up side I got to hang out with Warbles! Also NeuroGlo was also in town and we all had dinnnnnnner and got Indian food and it was good and it made my stomach happy. I was glad to see NeuroGlo, she sometimes comes down from Boston and it's always a treat!


oh DUH happy MLK Day! <3 unity <3 togetherness <3 dreams and equal rights


guitar strum fade out!

gravity's my enemy

Well here I am friends, in my living room, waiting for my bed to be delivered.

It's that thing where it's a window period, between 10-2. And for some reason, one always thinks that the delivery will be in the early part of that window period. But it never is. EVER EVER EVER. So I'm most likely not going to get it till like............2

;(





got the bed.



(also technically it's still Sunday night NOT Monday morning.)

show me your teeth

lady gaga in 6 days

wake up in the morning

wait N V M D that is stupid type for never mind. I actually woke up in the afternoon thank you very much.


and that's it.

happy weekend

a mistress

I'm almost there, I'm almost that the point where I can maybe start calling myself a real boy! I'm getting a bed on Saturday!

[insert: I'm going to do many things on it! like ponder my existence! and cry myself to sleep!]

I also bought groceries and did laundry! So what I can never go out or do anything fun with my friends! Psych! I'm still going to do all those things? What's wrong with me?


A lot of things. That's the answer. A lot of things.

I was a lil' wonk-0-tron at work today. But as the day was getting closer to it's inevitable end I got better. I don't think it was because the workday was over; I think it was because, I don't know, the prospect of buying food and doing laundry? I'm a very simple person. I like doing simple things like eating and drinking and wearing clothes and sleeping in beds.





Easy.

in our town

It's the fucking early bird spesh ya'll, (the fact that I call 11 early is a little disconcerting)!

[insert >50 n' lovin' it]


I've decided since I'm already up and dressed for work I might as well write a little bit. Also for selfish reasons since I don't want to do it/will forget when I got home tonight maybe(probably).

Whatttttttttttt else? Watched The Wendy Williams Show this morning
[insert: quote how you doin'? end quote]


And I love it. Like every gay and person of color and gay person of color should and does and might not admit to/will adamantly admit to/have never heard of, it's a thing. Oh I also hear the ladays love it too.

what the fuck Whoopi "Speaking of "T's:" AvaTar." I'm a fan of barely strung together transition but even that is a streeeeeeeeetch.

Speaking of stretch: I made chicken last night. See? It doesn't work Whoopi. My chicken looks good, I didn't have any of it last night. It's for lunch today! I'm excited it smelled crazay good. Hopefully it doesn't give me E. coli!

[insert: fingers crossed I don't get this/eek!]


E. coli or not Joanna Newsom is still pretty:



durh