La La La-la

I've been distracted

soooo diss-track-ted ya'll

R.i.P possible fake dead animal.

[insert faux-fur]

can i get a

sparx?

plz?

So what if they were "advertising" to "teenagers" and that is "illegal." I want my sparxxxz

Just like i want my MTV....except....for...not....

[insert bleed orange]

 

er'body's gettin' tatties (tattoos) and i want mine sooooo bad ya'll

[insert future tat]

peace out ya'll

I burn burn like a wicker cabinet

So Ya'll here I am on  a Thursday night (more like TURDZ day night....get it?)

Reminiscin' bout old school (ol' skool) songzzzz

you know songs that you are embarrassed that you like, but not really because that's what being young (jung?) is all about!

[insert jung/young]

N E wayz

I've been workin' on a play and it's going well! i hope! right!...plz come? 

It's about love n apples n abortions it's a comedy!

[insert abortion picture (funny? I dunno maybe?)...]

Well that's that.

h8 ya'll....psych! love ya'll

Srsly Yall?

New blog of the year.

And this is it.

Srsly?

Yeah. Srsly ya'll.

Well will you look at that

Early evening of New Years Eve and I have nothing to blog 'bout!

a lot of my friends are in new york citay!

[insert ugh new york]

fucking friends

[not as cute as my real friends]

THESE ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS NOW

happy new years ya'll!

'Twas the night before New Years Eve

So this is a new year and I don't blah blah blah blah blah

Does it fucking look like I'm in my last year of high school or freshmen year in college.

I'm old enough to now that each year is kinda the SAMESIES

You know what isn't the samesies, Destiny's Child. Remember back in the day when they used to be four of them then they had three and tried to pull off DS3 - puh-leaze.

And know there is only one. I wonder in Beyonce's mind she's just sayin "ya'll can suck it" in here head to the 5 other girls that used to make up Destiny's Child in it's different manifestations?

Yes that math is right. 5.

I hope she does. 

N E wayz

There is that. 

I haven't put any male singers up in this business. I'm not that nostalgic bout the d00dz

I did nothing today. Well nothing but eat salmon. NUMNUMNUMNUM

Well nothing but eat salmon and watch t.v.

That's how I role on my VAY-CAY.

I eat and watch tee-vee and blog...I lead a very fulfilling life.

Here is one d00d that does make me feel nostalgic but not for anything tangible. Whatever that means! I don't know what i'm saying anymore! I like BEIRUT

he was the person that made me want to grow a moustache!

nighty-night

Origin Story

Right, so I was like born in Cali (i'm  goin goin back back to Cali Cali), in the San Fernando Valley to be exact, I know, I know, I'm actually a valley girl. Is anyone really surprised?

totez surprised 4rlz? I think not!

[insert best picture i could find using google for "90s valley girl"]

That's why I don't think it's a surprise I have a close connection to Buffy, from the original movie. I'm sorry, but I think the movie is really really fuckin good.

[insert the original Buffy]

Being in Las Vegas and so close to my birthplace, is bringing back some memories. memoreezzz.

So i'm going to get a burger and fries. Fries that i distinctly remember eating b/c i wasn't old enough to eat the burger. (I was only 5! [and not 5 factorial, i just hit you with some math! what!?!!?])

[insert TOMMY'S BURGER]

so good ya'll.