Nostalgia-palooza

quarter-rican and I both agree this was the best thing in MJH's career.
(Sam was so cute yall he could climb through my window anytime)



Remember the episode when Nosefuratu came out of the damn movie screen!?! So scary. And with the one where the little boy died outside and kept saying...."I am cold..."
eek!



The dancing lady tattoo, the ice cream man with the conehead, Michelle Trachtenberg at her best, flashlight tag? fuck yeah.



The blue barracudas can totally suck it

I saw you last night by the river

Friday!

After an ok/long week at work (people ask me for help! wtfffff??)
It's only because they are new and they know even less then me (shocked? well. so. was. I.)
The weekend is among us!
And in honor (honour?) of the weekend I have grown accustomed to wear a BOW TIE
[insert picture of me wearin a bow tie (indulgent? yes. but it's my blog so STFU)]


Friday we had Chip Club which was great. Quarter-rican invited some SIAC friends and we hade homemade pizza! Then writer came over and we had:
Stock Market Crash/Economic Crisis chips. Which means, we chose chips that one could/would/and possible will end up eating in the Great Depression 2.0.
[insert depressing breadline picture which could potentially be our future but with whimsical editing!]



Once that awesomeness ended me and bow tie went out for a little.

It was pretty standard evening, just kidding, it was fun, just kidding it was ok I danced a lot, just kidding I danced a little because my leg got cut off! Just kidding some one stepped on my toe, just kidding I stepped on someones toe they were mad, just kidding they really enjoyed it, we went home together, just kidding that happened in a movie I saw, just kidding it wasn't a movie it was porn, just kidding it was a play produced by my friend ezaboo in chicago! Just kidding it was in new york, just kidding it wasn't ezaboo it was tony kushner just kidding it was me with kushner but it wasn't any good just kidding it's great and it's on right now this is the play you're in it too just kidding your only the audience did you like it! just kidding just kidding just kidding.

Sunday I went to a show with writer it was fun, but every moment is going to be bittersweet with her because she's going to be in france in less than 10 days.
[insert randO picture when I googled small village south of france]

Do you know what this is son?

Well, it's been awhile since my last post.
Since the last time, I successfully lost my first bow tie, because I am an idiot, but being avid readers of my blog ya'll should know that by now! So I'm going to get a new new bow-tie. I've hung out with people met a an irishman.
[insert possibly offensive picture for the Irish



I thought it was really funny that he was very stereotypical Irish; shortish, pale and red headed, so what I guess what I'm trying to say is that I met a leprechaun. Yet, not one pot o' gold, bowl o' lucky charms, or four leaf clovers were around (or maybe I just couldn't find them....)

Remember when the Irish were an oppressed minority in the USA? Am I bringin oppression back? That is something I'm going to have to think long and hard about. I'm going to have to do some serious soul searchin (srsly i'm not j/k-ing)

Besides that not much happened. Oh! the band LOST IN TREES came and played at a bar/restaurant near me on Thursday.
[insert picture of awesome 11 piece folkband]


Well, here is 3 out of 11. Good enough? and go to their myspace plz? kthnx!

Other than that I'm doing this performance thing for a a fund-raiser at the Steppenwolf theater!

Besides that, here is a musak video
Yelle "Ce Jeu"


She's not even singin in ENGLISH soooo cray cray

What should I be this year for halloween?
OMG WHAT AM I GUNNA WEARRRRRRR
<3 begin stereotypical <3
<3 dressin up <3

if you give a moose a muffin/blog

This weekend was fun:
Eating
Drinking
Being Merry
Dancing
Theater

OH AND OF COURSE THERE IS THIS



Tina Fey/Amy Poehler '08

comin back with power power

This is a clandestine post.
I'm at work.
So as I blog I'm going to be constantly looking over my shoulder
*looks over shoulder*
OK all clear
*looks over shoulder*
oh shit!
wonk out!
;(

P.S. this blog is brought to you by 3 cups of coffee in under 2 hours

another night another dream but always blog!

Well my post sickness weekend was good. As I mentioned before I stayed home on Friday and SLEPT
[insert non-sexy bed picture]


<3 sleeping and not having nightmare <3

I did a really cliché things this Saturday (sorry writer for rescheduling! but i'm a jerk!) I hung out with some ____sters in w----- park in a loft apartment/art space. You heard me right, slash art. space.

But i did meet some cool kids but i also met some 1st year art student ____ster wannabes.
If I didn't have such a good time judging them I think I would have killed myself/them.
but they were seriously (srsly?) so young. It was kinda bizarre
[insert adorable baby picture]

But I didn't do much while i was there besides hang out and _____ and _____
oh shiiiiiit
I did see a man get shot (maybe) and die (naybe)
At the party me and a couple of acquintance soon to be friends (maybe/hopefully <3 new friends <3) were looking out the window and we heard a loud BANG and all of a sudden this man just dropped to the ground.
and
didn't
move
Eventually an ambulance came but they didn't really do anything the guy/body(?) and took him off in a gurney.
so....maybe.........he's ok?
maybe.....not?
so i guess that part wasn't cliché.
<3 stayin safe/alive <3

FEVER DREAMS

OH SHIT!

I forgot to talk about the crazy ass fever induced dreams I was having.

I guess the only one that I remember was:

Each of my symptoms had a personality and were personified in my office. And my sore throat was being a raging asscunt (sorry so vulgar, but it/she/they really were) and kept trying to convince me the chicken that I had cooked earlier that evening was contaminated with salmonella. And that I was going to die.

That is basically the long and short of it without going into the confusing dream details that bore N E 1 and every1.

I thought I was going insane the entire night because I would be slipping in and out of my dream state and my waking state (AND I COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STATES) and I seriously thought I had givin myself salmonella poisoning and that one of the symptoms was insanity.

But seriously make sure you cooking your chicken thoroughly and don't leave it out of the fridgy for long periods of time


<3 stayin healthy <3