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Project Runway:
ermm "so jesus are you going to win the competish by being bottom two the whole time?"

yes. no he won't

I kind love how bitchy all the designer are to the bottoms that didn't get kicked off. honestly, as the should be since pssh, Ping is there kinda only because of her new agey gimmick, as we've seen on almost every other season. If i hear some version of "I don't think the other designer will understand b/c i don't draw/sketch/fit the model/use the dress form," it'll be too soon. HINT, you probably aren't that interesting, you are overcompensating. And Jesus? well he's just dumb and seems to be just, ugh, pseudo-entitled, and with a bag o' excuses, and that bag doesn't even match his shoes or his clip on bowtie.


The Met™ GIMMICK™! art™ imitating other art™ but WITH money™ (sort of)!

Team Challenge:

This is the moment when those people that you want to leave can safely be anchored to those who, either by imagination or skill, will stay afloat (water metaphor!) so we can live to make fun of them another day.

rundown of challenge: try to be as good as good designers. go it? good. ya' get ca$h and ya' work in teams. done'n'done(r)

So we have gaysian (last weeks winner)/severe bang(!) Maya (vaguely ethnic? or just annoying?), Jesus (what a luck? fuck)/Amy (last weeks shoulda winner), Antony (black? check. gey? check.)/with Jeffery part II (made funny black/gay joke ok with me!), Janine (don't know, don't care.).with crooked nose (he's cute wore cut-offs won my heart), Mila (h8 the name love the bangs and also that you old girrrrrrl)/picked my husband for his skillz(prolly b/c she has none?), Ping (o shit hopefully someone will understan' you)/cute straight boi(obviously he didnt want that), Emilio (your ALSO black! change!)/blandy McBlandy girl (she kinda looks like some blonde girl in a last season that was cut too soon[she made the minnie mouse dress -Allison! thanks DS7-]).

they look at famous dresses by famous designers blah blah we are all inspired (over it!). and start to make things!

So we're in the work room and peeps be talkin 'bout how they are going to work together and honestly? I donn't care, I just want bitchin'

Which we are getting plenty of Jesse (str8 boi n' Ping!) not great. First of all Ping, no one ever can understand you ever. So please be less insane? and Jesse ( i guess) just try to work. Jonathan (keep doing what you oing because I love you and i want you to be my husband).

SNEAK ATTACK

"Look for Less"

fitty bones n steal a look from the competish.

So yes, part of me doesn't want to go on......




so I won't

Ping got kicked off


and Mila(sever bangs/old won, which includes my boifrien')
I didn't think it was that bad/i rly rly liked ya'll.


I LOVE HIGH WIASTED PANTZ

c
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tomorrow

there was a booming

I started out my weekend watching T.V. in my bed.

Yup, that was my Friday night! I watched a lot of T.V. in my living room and bedroom. I watched 30Rock
Ugly Betty
and other gay things
LIKE PROJECT RUNWAY

This season on Project Runway it seems like Lifetime isn't fucking around anymore and decided to put on a quality t.v show. All the contestants seem pretty talented and they all have different aesthetics. They made burlap sack dresses in the last episode.

The sassy black gay guy, was being sassy and gay, and we all nodded our head and said,"yes, change."
The cute bebearded bespectacled well dressed (he dresses like how I like to dress which is why I say well) gay guy was sassily concerned over other asians (Ping! I'm not being racist that's her actual name) dress thing that would have looked interesting if it were better made and better thought out.

The gaysian was being spritely and harried, but he ended up winning the damn challenge, even though I think that his dress looked like an ice skaters dress, buuuuuuuut that'sjustme.
[insert winner]


I personally think that what'sherface, amy? Whatever the one that kinda looks like that new girl on SNL's dress should have won.
[insert: shouda winner]


I also thought that Jesus doesn't bring anything to the table. An I'm not just saying this because he wears clip on bowties, I'm saying this b/c he just kinda sux and that he doesn't take the time to learn how to tie a bowtie.


Also, I don't think anyone understood what Ping was saying, not because of her accent (well maybe b/c of her accent) because what she was saying made little to no sense
[insert: ping!]



And that is what I did/what I'm doing this weekend. That and bacon, I had a lot of bacon.
[insert:numnumunm]



but what do I know?