Shit's Gettin' Mysterious on Star Trek!

Other than the mystery as to why there are no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek (srsly, why ain't there no puerto ricans!?)

The crew of Star Trek: Voyager (arguably the best Star Trek and by arguably I mean the only Star Trek I've ever watched) have just found an old FORD pick-up floatin in space!

wtffffffffff

[insert Star Trek sooooo mysterious yall!]

I don't know why I started with that. Meh, why not! It's the holidaze! I made it to Vegas, so here I am...blogging....

<3

I'm not sure what is planned for the trip yall! Maybe nothing! Maybe something! Maybe.....

On the the less nerdy side, I was reading the Economist (yes, in my universe that is less nerdy) and it had an article on music and why and how it came to be and it was sooo interestin' yall!

One of my favorite sentences called music auditory masturbation and pornography! Heh

Here is some NSFW MUSIC

Merry F**king Christmas

Here I am.

I'm not in las vegas (I was supposed to be visiting my family in vegas). Thanks to the fucking snow and the crew of the plane, my flight was cancelled and I'm in my apartment spending both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day alone.

[insert it's not as cute once you get older]

I'm not even drunk!

[insert drunk santa]

That, i feel, is the real tragedy. If you are going to be alone for the holidays (holidaze) might as well not remember them! AMIRITE? eh? eh.......?

whatever

[MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS]

Gloryday

Well, it's been awhile since my last blizzog (blog) pizzost (post). Pizzost kinda sounds like piss post or pizza post! Respectably gross and delicious. 

I've been wanting and eating pizza for a while as I'm writing this I can only think of pizza. Pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms and onion and green peppers and nomnomnonnom.....

Alright, that's enough of that yall. 

Oh, I got into a show in case any of yall are interested. It's a pretty fun show and e'erbody pretty G D cool.

So that's that. 

I've also gained a thousand pounds. I'm trying to keep up with Oprah!

Was that mean? She might kill me, I mean I do live in Chicago...

Welll if you don't hear from me:

Oprah killed me, personally, in cold blood, with her bare hands, and a steak knife (because she would be eating a buffet as she murdered me).

You'll never stop the terror

Better ourselves? Mister when you grow up in Skid Row there ain't no such thing.

This is the humming song

It's Friday night (re: Saturday morning)
Isn't time CRAYZEE?!!?

I spent the most important time of today (the time spent outside of work) lookin at art!

I went to THE SCHOOL OF THE ART INSTITUTE OF CHICAGO
the caps was needed bc this school is soooooo awesommme rite!?!?!?!
p.s. also imagine the person saying the title is british so it would be:
THE SCEWHL OF THE AHT INSTAHTUIWT OF CHICAHGOH
[insert mascot (this isn't a joke/maybe it is you don't know!)]


The art was really interesting. Some of it was obvi hit or miss. I'm not artist (actors according to the English are only artisans, since we don't technically create art we merely interpret an artists vision, whatever everyone can totally suck it) but i do know what I like.
And I did like ART.

Saturday has come(obvious joke) and I stretched my political muscle. Ezaboo, Teach and I went downtown to protest Prop 8. 

Srsly I want to be able to get married one day if not married then at least gayrried (gay married) sometime. Maybe if I'm lucky one day I'll be able to get gayvorced!(yall should be able to figure this out yall)

Anyway, it was everything a gay protest be; fun, uplifting, funny and snarky. Oh the snark! The glorious snark <3>

That's about it.

Goodnight and good luck. (sounds sooooo professional!)

sly like a fox; hungry like a wolf

I just laughed really loudly at the sight of a child crying. . . 

Don't worry it was only a child on the tee-vee not a real child. So. . .I'm not that bad. My heart does have the capability to be touched, and not even in the dirty way! I mean just look at these goddamn fucking puppies.

[insert picture of puppiezzz]

Oh quarter-rican and I met our next door neighbors. They were nice! 

I felt like a young adult professional! Wait! That's not good! I felt like a young nouveau bohemian arteest! Wait! No! That's still not right! 

Moving on! I had dinner this weekend with old friends from high school.

[insert my worst nightmare]

It was fun! It was awkward! Mind you, I haven't spoken to these particular old friends in five years. 5 YEARZ! 

It was strange, kinda being confronted with an old life, through people that only knew the old you, you know? I mean, 5 years is a long time, some might even say "loooooong tyme." But it was interesting, catching up, reminiscing.

Other than that......

Enjoy this song by The Finches it's called O Goetingen....I just call it little city big town
whatevz it's totez awes

This one's for you (this 1z 4 u)

Oh, to go back to those times when I kept my friends close and my enemies so close we're almost kissing.
[insert picture of THE BEST COMEDY ON TV]


And by enemies I mean friends and by friends I mean freinemies and my freinemies I have no idea what I mean because I think freinemies is a word that people born in the 90s say..the 1990s, so I'll stick with the original friends. All my smart friends went abroad.

But those who were the truly smart ones were here in Chicago to watch:
BARACK OBAMA WIN THE ELECTION
[insert "yes we can"]


Sorry to get political all in this blog. I'll stick with my M.O.
Love you barry bam-bam; mean it.

All I did was:
hang with ezaboo, hotMess and teach
drink some beerz (alcohol and politics go together like alcohol and work)
drool over Anderson Cooper
get crazy inspired by the results
get struck with how beautiful Barack's acceptance was (such well crafted rhetoric yall)

So that's here I am right now.
Much like my country I feel like I'm ready for something different.
Is this the beginning of new chispter ;( blog?
yes?
no?
...probably no, I refuse to take the e-netz too srsly (seriously)
[insert 80z picture]

I just want to have fun, but be a boy, is that allowed?