Monday, June 16, 2008

1, 2, 3 Degree Burns

So, today I've decided to re-dub luckygrrl to quarter-rican.
1.) Because it's funnier.
2.) Because she isn't that lucky.
Sure she got a job the first week after we moved to Chicago, get a queen sized mattress half of but she also, tonight, scalded her hand pretty badly on boiling ramen.
Oh man and this was after the sub-par chip club meeting we had last night with me, quarter-rican and DD. 
Goddamn you Quest Doritos for making the horrendous (spoiler alert!) MountainDew flavored chip. There were too many things wrong with this chip. 
flavor combinations all wrong
too sweet
and the build-up of trying to guess a new flavor was a supreme let down.
F--k you Doritos.
The flaming hot Fritos where also pretty mediocre. DD and I agree that they tasted like regular Frito's with the added annoyance of a spicy after flavour.
The only saving grace were the jalapeño chedder Cheetos's. solid A from my standing!

Hopefully quarter-rican's hand wont be too terribly disfigured! Right now I'm praying she'll end up with a claw of some kind....I'm imagining a lobster style claw, except with more blisters, and maybe redder and possibly more hideous. 

On the plus Crystal Castle's concert wednesday night! 

1 comment:

Aubrey said...

the quest chip was soooo disappointing. doritos needs to do some serious work to make up for that shit.