Well will you look at that

Early evening of New Years Eve and I have nothing to blog 'bout!

a lot of my friends are in new york citay!

[insert ugh new york]

fucking friends

[not as cute as my real friends]

THESE ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS NOW

happy new years ya'll!

'Twas the night before New Years Eve

So this is a new year and I don't blah blah blah blah blah

Does it fucking look like I'm in my last year of high school or freshmen year in college.

I'm old enough to now that each year is kinda the SAMESIES

You know what isn't the samesies, Destiny's Child. Remember back in the day when they used to be four of them then they had three and tried to pull off DS3 - puh-leaze.

And know there is only one. I wonder in Beyonce's mind she's just sayin "ya'll can suck it" in here head to the 5 other girls that used to make up Destiny's Child in it's different manifestations?

Yes that math is right. 5.

I hope she does. 

N E wayz

There is that. 

I haven't put any male singers up in this business. I'm not that nostalgic bout the d00dz

I did nothing today. Well nothing but eat salmon. NUMNUMNUMNUM

Well nothing but eat salmon and watch t.v.

That's how I role on my VAY-CAY.

I eat and watch tee-vee and blog...I lead a very fulfilling life.

Here is one d00d that does make me feel nostalgic but not for anything tangible. Whatever that means! I don't know what i'm saying anymore! I like BEIRUT

he was the person that made me want to grow a moustache!

nighty-night

Origin Story

Right, so I was like born in Cali (i'm  goin goin back back to Cali Cali), in the San Fernando Valley to be exact, I know, I know, I'm actually a valley girl. Is anyone really surprised?

totez surprised 4rlz? I think not!

[insert best picture i could find using google for "90s valley girl"]

That's why I don't think it's a surprise I have a close connection to Buffy, from the original movie. I'm sorry, but I think the movie is really really fuckin good.

[insert the original Buffy]

Being in Las Vegas and so close to my birthplace, is bringing back some memories. memoreezzz.

So i'm going to get a burger and fries. Fries that i distinctly remember eating b/c i wasn't old enough to eat the burger. (I was only 5! [and not 5 factorial, i just hit you with some math! what!?!!?])

[insert TOMMY'S BURGER]

so good ya'll.

I remember it well

I remember waking up before going to... junior high...I think and watching this Lauryn Hill video.

It's almost the end of the year yall and I'm getting more nostalgic than before, and that is saying something! 

Maybe the following blogz postz will be more nostalgia based? 

who knows!

What happens in Vegas

Gets written about in my blog!

Get it? It's funny because it's not the right saying!

and I actually won't write about what's been happening. So ya'll can suck it!

Shit's Gettin' Mysterious on Star Trek!

Other than the mystery as to why there are no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek (srsly, why ain't there no puerto ricans!?)

The crew of Star Trek: Voyager (arguably the best Star Trek and by arguably I mean the only Star Trek I've ever watched) have just found an old FORD pick-up floatin in space!

wtffffffffff

[insert Star Trek sooooo mysterious yall!]

I don't know why I started with that. Meh, why not! It's the holidaze! I made it to Vegas, so here I am...blogging....

<3

I'm not sure what is planned for the trip yall! Maybe nothing! Maybe something! Maybe.....

On the the less nerdy side, I was reading the Economist (yes, in my universe that is less nerdy) and it had an article on music and why and how it came to be and it was sooo interestin' yall!

One of my favorite sentences called music auditory masturbation and pornography! Heh

Here is some NSFW MUSIC

Merry F**king Christmas

Here I am.

I'm not in las vegas (I was supposed to be visiting my family in vegas). Thanks to the fucking snow and the crew of the plane, my flight was cancelled and I'm in my apartment spending both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day alone.

[insert it's not as cute once you get older]

I'm not even drunk!

[insert drunk santa]

That, i feel, is the real tragedy. If you are going to be alone for the holidays (holidaze) might as well not remember them! AMIRITE? eh? eh.......?

whatever

[MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS]

Gloryday

Well, it's been awhile since my last blizzog (blog) pizzost (post). Pizzost kinda sounds like piss post or pizza post! Respectably gross and delicious. 

I've been wanting and eating pizza for a while as I'm writing this I can only think of pizza. Pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms and onion and green peppers and nomnomnonnom.....

Alright, that's enough of that yall. 

Oh, I got into a show in case any of yall are interested. It's a pretty fun show and e'erbody pretty G D cool.

So that's that. 

I've also gained a thousand pounds. I'm trying to keep up with Oprah!

Was that mean? She might kill me, I mean I do live in Chicago...

Welll if you don't hear from me:

Oprah killed me, personally, in cold blood, with her bare hands, and a steak knife (because she would be eating a buffet as she murdered me).