Shoulda Burned the Bitch Down

Ok,

So being out of school for about 3 months now and officially in the adult world and no I don't mean adult entertainment world, even though I did think about it. 

ANYWAY

It's a little strange to think that as I type this entry, bright and fresh faced new students (soon to be sleep deprived, drug abusers/addicts, alcoholics, study-oholics, (rage-oholics?)) have spent their first day in our over-priced liberal arts school in the middle of nowhere. 

It kinda makes me sick to think about because, well, I'm jealous. I want to be excited to be moving to a new place, but without the free of having to get a job, or find an apartment in order to survive. At school there was everything! 

Food

Rooms

Books

Booze

_____

Friends close enough to walk to their house/room

So, yes, I think I have the right to be jealous? These idiots don't know how good they got it. They are just gonna spend the next 4-5 years boozin, hanging out, learnin, partyin, ______, and "loving life" 

Psssssh 

Well at least I have one thing to comfort my cold dead adult world heart, after 4-5 years it's going to be their turn.

suckers.

Candy weighin' both of my pockets down

This weekend has been the first weekend that I've been sort of at ease.
Because (list alert!)

I got a job (as hopefully people got the news from the previous post)
I have the opportunity to have money
I have the key interest in spending money
After having to be frugal for a while I know when I can splurge and when it isn't necassary
I hung out with hotMess and talked about life
I hung out with hotMess talked about life and had a lot sangria
I went to the jo-jo newsy concert with hiker


That's joanna newsom to all you uncool kids. (kidz?)

Then hiker and I went up to Evanston to meet up with writer for a drink and then we headed up to her place for a sleepover!


Then the next morning we found a couch!
That has a pull-out mattress!
We can finally have people over!


All we have to do is figure out how to get it upstairs!
I'm sure we can do it!
right!
right?
...right...?

Gold Laméy!

I
Got
A
Job


I
Got
A
Gold Lamé
Jacket



I also got a call for something else which might lead to another employment opportunity?
Things are, at least for now, looking up.
Everything's comin' up milhouse!



Besides that pseudo-mexi, lemofpin, argyle and s are visiting! So we have a full apt!
Oh! and m&m is also staying with us, slightly longer term because he's apartment shoppin'. more like apartment hoppin! No? No.
Oh! specs and I went down, down to chinatown yesterday(Tuesday) and bought rolls and gummi candy!

oh and writer...
CRUNCHY CREEEEEAAAAAMYYYY

Prof. Plum in the Lounge with the Wrench

A'right a'right a'right already! This is getting a little absurd:

1st thing that came up on google image when I typed in absurd!
Ok so I'm still searchin!
I might:
Work for a popcorn factory
Work for Mcdonalds
Work on a street corner
Work as worlds best/worst friend!
Work as worlds best/worst roommate!

So far the popcorn factory seems like the best bet? Or at a banana stand, there's always money i the banana stand!

On the plus side I have gotten cast in a showcase here in Chicago! I get to pretend to be other people! It's in September, i'll keep all 6 readers posted! The plays are pretty interesting. And this will let people see me do my thing. I also have to schedule a meeting with a guy that works for a theater here in Chicago call House Theatre. He seem nice and open to showing me the ins and outs of theater here in Chicago. So that sounds promising!

On another plus side I decided to get a tattoo it's gonna be a narwhal!
That sh*t is so hardcore!(?)

Oh and oxford sent me a care package! Because she knows I'm down to 1.5 meals a day. So thank you oxford, i love you and i'm gonna miss you and be insanely jealous while you are off in England. Pssh more like en-glands, I don't even know what that means and I already apologize.

And there is always the Olympics, I have nothing to say about them, well actually, how the fuck do bodies do that?!?! I'm pretty sure if I tried to do anything even vaguely resembling what they do i would die. It would actually end with my dead body in a pool/gym/track. And I'm always secretly hoping the Chinese do well because I don't want their gvt. to make them "disappear" after the game.

Oh and I also had my first date. ever. we went to church.

X-TREME

Tornado watch/warning.

"Oh, nothing. I was just wondering if you wanted to chase this tornado, or if you just wanted to catch the next one. "


Psssh ,not as bad as everyone says.

2legit2quit

yup.