walk walk fashion baby

Project Runway:
ermm "so jesus are you going to win the competish by being bottom two the whole time?"

yes. no he won't

I kind love how bitchy all the designer are to the bottoms that didn't get kicked off. honestly, as the should be since pssh, Ping is there kinda only because of her new agey gimmick, as we've seen on almost every other season. If i hear some version of "I don't think the other designer will understand b/c i don't draw/sketch/fit the model/use the dress form," it'll be too soon. HINT, you probably aren't that interesting, you are overcompensating. And Jesus? well he's just dumb and seems to be just, ugh, pseudo-entitled, and with a bag o' excuses, and that bag doesn't even match his shoes or his clip on bowtie.


The Met™ GIMMICK™! art™ imitating other art™ but WITH money™ (sort of)!

Team Challenge:

This is the moment when those people that you want to leave can safely be anchored to those who, either by imagination or skill, will stay afloat (water metaphor!) so we can live to make fun of them another day.

rundown of challenge: try to be as good as good designers. go it? good. ya' get ca$h and ya' work in teams. done'n'done(r)

So we have gaysian (last weeks winner)/severe bang(!) Maya (vaguely ethnic? or just annoying?), Jesus (what a luck? fuck)/Amy (last weeks shoulda winner), Antony (black? check. gey? check.)/with Jeffery part II (made funny black/gay joke ok with me!), Janine (don't know, don't care.).with crooked nose (he's cute wore cut-offs won my heart), Mila (h8 the name love the bangs and also that you old girrrrrrl)/picked my husband for his skillz(prolly b/c she has none?), Ping (o shit hopefully someone will understan' you)/cute straight boi(obviously he didnt want that), Emilio (your ALSO black! change!)/blandy McBlandy girl (she kinda looks like some blonde girl in a last season that was cut too soon[she made the minnie mouse dress -Allison! thanks DS7-]).

they look at famous dresses by famous designers blah blah we are all inspired (over it!). and start to make things!

So we're in the work room and peeps be talkin 'bout how they are going to work together and honestly? I donn't care, I just want bitchin'

Which we are getting plenty of Jesse (str8 boi n' Ping!) not great. First of all Ping, no one ever can understand you ever. So please be less insane? and Jesse ( i guess) just try to work. Jonathan (keep doing what you oing because I love you and i want you to be my husband).

SNEAK ATTACK

"Look for Less"

fitty bones n steal a look from the competish.

So yes, part of me doesn't want to go on......




so I won't

Ping got kicked off


and Mila(sever bangs/old won, which includes my boifrien')
I didn't think it was that bad/i rly rly liked ya'll.


I LOVE HIGH WIASTED PANTZ

c
u
tomorrow

i found myself a

Woke up to some really good news.

Joanna Newsom's new project is going to be a TRIPLE LP

ready?
set?
squeeeeeeeeeeee

according to Wikipedia™ Jo-jo Newsy's new album will have Esme. one of my personal favorites, and also that drag city has another song '81 on their website. CHECK IT OUT. Of course the song is amazing. Her voice is so sweet and complex.



Speaking of complex

ABBA WORLD

"There is no way you can escape Abba" the blond chick from Abba

Yeah, you heard me right. There is a touring exhibition that was highlighted on ABC Evening World News Series for Serious People with Grown-Up Ideas.™ Here you can take quizzes on Abba, sing with Abba, look at old picture and paraphernalia and fuck Abba!
(Guess which one isn't true, you'll be surprised with the answer!)

Oh and bee tea double u
R.I.P
J.D. Salinger, sure your famous book, now it's a lil over-hyped but it's still good for angsty teens (like I was) that think ey'body is a phony(like I did) but you did do good and ground breaking work for your time. I love the banana fish story in the 9 short stories series. So much weirder than Catcher in the Rye.
I'll miss you J.D. Sal-Sal but will look forward to the pretentious blog posts and news reports about you in the coming week(s)





can't help it

and float down

Long day at work...closed the place DOWN sucka!

maybe not? Let's go with not but luckily I don't have to go in until 9 tomorrow!

ermmmmm, I really having nothing else to say...

The State of the Union is about to come and well I guess I'll listen.

Look, I've never been too political and often all you hear is empty rhetoric and that's what THIS BLOG IS FOR, so how dare you Obama try to steal my thunder.

But I guess Health Reform (the little that will come) and the Economy (even though the banks will never not by greedy and fuck everyone over [thank's a lot surcharge to have access to my own money])

[insert: psh, whatever]





Talk to you later or whatever, ugh I don't care.

what would I

Sitting on the couch and watching The Daily Show with John Stewart and I started drifting off. I was thinking about my life this time last year. Living in a different city, having a different job, and almost a different mind set in general.

I love that memory can transport you to a different time in your life. A lot of the places are dumb and frivolous but it's nice. To reminisce and think about how you felt, or even things as simple as what your surroundings looked like and felt.

Like when 1/4rican and I used my bed for a sofa.

<3 memoriez


I'm marinating chicken wings right now. In a soy/honey/brown suger/mustard/hot sauce sauce. Hopefully it'll be good and WON'T kill me or at least if it DOES kill me, that it'll taste good.

[insert: they probably WON'T look like this]



You can really tell when I don't start the post on the same day.

you will see those tears

Alright, so you know what's going to happen tonight? Yes, I'm going to watch Greek.



I'm not joking. It's a funny/fun show. The writing is surprisingly good and after a day like today I need some slightly shallow witty dirty(yet, wholesome) fun.


I guess what I like about Greek, is that it really knows itself and who it's writing about. It's about the Greek system in everyman's college in Ohio. While I can say I didn't go to an everyman's college (not braggy, true I went to school with a majority of hippies and hipsters), I knew a lot of folks that went to The OSU, U of O, Ohio Wesleyan, Ashland U, etc...that had the Greek system. And to be honest there is that mentality of wholesome trash. Getting drunk and hooking up but still going to church in the morning; having your scruples and being able to be pragmatic about it. It's not about what you do, but how you perceive yourself and in a certain way claiming ownership for your habits. Because that's what a lot of teen shows are starting to realize, there is no equation where, if you drank and have sex you are bad. It's about trying to portray a whole experience and not just stereotypes or at least, perhaps, portraying those old tropes and shining new light on them. And Greek is able to do that in a quick-witted, warm-hearted way. Sure it occasionally has cringe worth slang, but a lot of slang is cringe worth, it just seems much more so, once you are no longer in that setting or are that age.

[insert: G∑∑k]


Plus I think it's lulzie and has homos, so count me in.


Work today was dumb. I was dumb.



ya dig?

we will never

You really can't ever unhear something. Well friends I heard some things my earholes, I'm pretty sure, tried to reject but to no avail

[insert: oh lord]


I kind of want that guys outfit. SO i guess thats' next on the ole list of wishes, fitted (or at least somewhat fitted), overalls. There are times when I amaze my myself with how stupid I am.

Last night, after I was done watching figure skating obvz, I ended up leaving the apartment! I know! kuh-rahziee. I went to a bar called the Levee and met up with raptor, cyborg and virg. It was fun.

I played darts!

I then proceeded home to work on the play thing I've been working on. It's fun to do since it's really of no consequence. So there's no pressure for it to be good or anything! squee.

[insert: NOT under pressure]


We've found ourselves in another Sunday. Am I going to keep this open and ramble?

maybe! who knows! who cares!

I just woke up from a 3 hour nap.

[insert: it was gooooooooooooood]



So the tradition continues, I finished the rest of my bacon today. It was full of grease and goodness; because I'm worth it.
DS7 and I are going to go to Green Village today, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A DINING TABLE. So we can have people over for fancy dinner parties. We can already have people over for fancy sitting parties and sleep overs (sexy and non), but we can't have a fancy dinner party (sexy or non). So that is the mission for today should we choose to accept it, (we will).

[insert: pretty sure this is what we are looking for]


So that's going to happen.

I'm really nervous about my taxes...back in Chicago they had my with a dependent for some reason. I called them was like, no no no that is wrong wrong, and they are like, sucka ain't nothin' we can do about it now. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. so nervous ya'll.

So I guess the sooner I do my taxes the sooner I can either set my mind at ease or kill myself, either or!

To Wong Fo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar

DS7 and I just got back from Green Village we got a kitchen table and a bookshelf!

and now I'm watching the best movie ever.

Thanks for everything!

after laughter

oh? and what am I doing this Saturday night?


oh yeah, watching figure skating with the roommate...













gay.

there was a booming

I started out my weekend watching T.V. in my bed.

Yup, that was my Friday night! I watched a lot of T.V. in my living room and bedroom. I watched 30Rock
Ugly Betty
and other gay things
LIKE PROJECT RUNWAY

This season on Project Runway it seems like Lifetime isn't fucking around anymore and decided to put on a quality t.v show. All the contestants seem pretty talented and they all have different aesthetics. They made burlap sack dresses in the last episode.

The sassy black gay guy, was being sassy and gay, and we all nodded our head and said,"yes, change."
The cute bebearded bespectacled well dressed (he dresses like how I like to dress which is why I say well) gay guy was sassily concerned over other asians (Ping! I'm not being racist that's her actual name) dress thing that would have looked interesting if it were better made and better thought out.

The gaysian was being spritely and harried, but he ended up winning the damn challenge, even though I think that his dress looked like an ice skaters dress, buuuuuuuut that'sjustme.
[insert winner]


I personally think that what'sherface, amy? Whatever the one that kinda looks like that new girl on SNL's dress should have won.
[insert: shouda winner]


I also thought that Jesus doesn't bring anything to the table. An I'm not just saying this because he wears clip on bowties, I'm saying this b/c he just kinda sux and that he doesn't take the time to learn how to tie a bowtie.


Also, I don't think anyone understood what Ping was saying, not because of her accent (well maybe b/c of her accent) because what she was saying made little to no sense
[insert: ping!]



And that is what I did/what I'm doing this weekend. That and bacon, I had a lot of bacon.
[insert:numnumunm]



but what do I know?

can't read

I didn't write in this yesterday b/c

I WENT TO THE LADY GAGA MONSTER BALL


IT WAS AMAZING NO WORDS HANDS DOWN
FANTASTIC

i want you to

Lady Gaga tomorrow! yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes


[insert: o my gaga fuck yes]


So that is going to be awesome

[insert: duh]



I can't wait till I meet her.

[insert: squeeee/coy]



Because that's what happens when you go to a concert, right? You get to meet the artist no matter what, right?


right?



OF COURSE RIGHT

never trust a big butt and

I bought a lot of kale!

KALE, It's super delicious I tells ya, delicious! and also super good for you. It has vitamins and nutrient and can turn you into super man if you have it IV'd to you for at least 4 days.

I don't think that first part is right, everything else, I'm pretty sure is %100 correct.

[insert: man o'steel vegetable]


I woke up this morning and my wrist hurt. and NO, it wasn't because I was on a date with my hand! It's becaaaaaause I was in a long term relash with my hand!

MASTURBATION JOKE. It wasn't even a joke.

I also made pork chops for dinner today and lunch tomorrow. I also sauteed onion, mushrooms and kale (well i actually only slightly warmed the kale) in olive oil and balsamic vinegar, (ok between you and me; I had to spell check vinegar), I also made rice.


IT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Maybe I shoulda taken a pikshure. meh.

This video is old but still good (and my old I mean so last year):




2 days till that GAGz

i'm an island

So yesterday was a simultaneously exciting and horrifying day.

Exciting because I got my BED DELIVERED.
Horrifying because it's an Ikea bed.

[insert: It now looks like a I have a cartoon bed in my room]


I'm going to have to do something to keep it from looking so g-d generic. There's nothing wrong with having an Ikea bed, I mean they are cheap and I can't afford anything else so it's a take it or leave it situation AND I'MA TAKE IT. I feel like a big boy now sitting in my bed.

Exciting because I got my bed.
Horrifying because I HAD TO GO BACK TO IKEA

Yes friends, I had to go back to that fucking store equal parts, desperation and reasonably priced furniture. Because they (Ikea) forget to tell me that I also needed a midbeam or else my bed wouldn't work. So I had to make my odyssey back to Ikea.

I felt like Orpheus going back to the underworld, but instead of a lover I was going back to buy a ten dollar piece of metal. samesies!

[insert: I didn't look motherfuckin' back, I'm not a fool and it was also only a beam and not a lover....]



It took me abooooooooout 1:45 to get to Ikea in the freezing rain. Took me 10 minutes to find the beam and check out. Then another 1:45 to get back to the ole' apty in the rain etc...

HORRIFYING

Needless to say, but I'll say it anyway even though it's "needless," Ikea is hell on earth. It takes two buses and a transfer to get to hell and it'll take most of your day.


On the up side I got to hang out with Warbles! Also NeuroGlo was also in town and we all had dinnnnnnner and got Indian food and it was good and it made my stomach happy. I was glad to see NeuroGlo, she sometimes comes down from Boston and it's always a treat!


oh DUH happy MLK Day! <3 unity <3 togetherness <3 dreams and equal rights


guitar strum fade out!

gravity's my enemy

Well here I am friends, in my living room, waiting for my bed to be delivered.

It's that thing where it's a window period, between 10-2. And for some reason, one always thinks that the delivery will be in the early part of that window period. But it never is. EVER EVER EVER. So I'm most likely not going to get it till like............2

;(





got the bed.



(also technically it's still Sunday night NOT Monday morning.)

show me your teeth

lady gaga in 6 days

wake up in the morning

wait N V M D that is stupid type for never mind. I actually woke up in the afternoon thank you very much.


and that's it.

happy weekend

a mistress

I'm almost there, I'm almost that the point where I can maybe start calling myself a real boy! I'm getting a bed on Saturday!

[insert: I'm going to do many things on it! like ponder my existence! and cry myself to sleep!]

I also bought groceries and did laundry! So what I can never go out or do anything fun with my friends! Psych! I'm still going to do all those things? What's wrong with me?


A lot of things. That's the answer. A lot of things.

I was a lil' wonk-0-tron at work today. But as the day was getting closer to it's inevitable end I got better. I don't think it was because the workday was over; I think it was because, I don't know, the prospect of buying food and doing laundry? I'm a very simple person. I like doing simple things like eating and drinking and wearing clothes and sleeping in beds.





Easy.

in our town

It's the fucking early bird spesh ya'll, (the fact that I call 11 early is a little disconcerting)!

[insert >50 n' lovin' it]


I've decided since I'm already up and dressed for work I might as well write a little bit. Also for selfish reasons since I don't want to do it/will forget when I got home tonight maybe(probably).

Whatttttttttttt else? Watched The Wendy Williams Show this morning
[insert: quote how you doin'? end quote]


And I love it. Like every gay and person of color and gay person of color should and does and might not admit to/will adamantly admit to/have never heard of, it's a thing. Oh I also hear the ladays love it too.

what the fuck Whoopi "Speaking of "T's:" AvaTar." I'm a fan of barely strung together transition but even that is a streeeeeeeeetch.

Speaking of stretch: I made chicken last night. See? It doesn't work Whoopi. My chicken looks good, I didn't have any of it last night. It's for lunch today! I'm excited it smelled crazay good. Hopefully it doesn't give me E. coli!

[insert: fingers crossed I don't get this/eek!]


E. coli or not Joanna Newsom is still pretty:



durh

all of us

So here we are friends, the second (?)(!) week of the new year and this resolution of writing and I still don't have anything to say!

Gossiping Girlfriends is a rerun tonight. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I also just got home from work and should cook for tomorrow.

Sonic Youth is playing on Galloping Goombas, how embarrassing for everyone.
[insert sonic boom/youth]


Speaking of EMBARRASSING. I went online this weekend and made a bowtie wish list.
[insert: I want to try out diamond tip bow ties. They look kinda weird n classy]



I also ate several cookies today.

things like social status

So I have this super secret secret squirrel secret. I love watching T.V. I'll literally watch anything. I loved the teevz when I was a kid, omgeeeeeeee peewee hermz was my jam. as well as other misc. cartoons and POWER RANGERS duh.

It's just one of those things that going to a private liberal art school and being somewhat well read (not really) and kinda smart (really not really), means that I should be one of those peeps that's all like:

"what is a tea bee? Do you mean have I gotten my T.B. test done? Why yes! As a matter of fact yes I have."

NO, I kinda like T.V. And you know what? It's O.K.

I think it's:
O
K
[insert teeeeevz]


I was thinking since this was a Sunday,I was going to write a shawty post but I've decided NOT to restrict myself. I'm just going to write in this till I'm good and done and or can't think of anything else to write. Which shouldn't be hard:
1. because I'm lazy
2. because I'm inconsistent
3. because as I've mentioned....I lost my train of thought.

[insert: TRAINS of thought]


Oh hello Anthony Bourdain! Why sure I would love to watch your show, while I flip through other channels!
-Why sure! I wouldn't mind to eat pigeon in Cairo either Tony!
-rice, paste, beans, lentils, chickpeas and fried onion? sure? ok! oh they are all in one dish? Might as well!
-Goat brains, guts, bile, eye and everything else? Maaaaaaaaaybe.
-Anything pork? oh hellllllllllllll to the yes

I was looking up recipes last night. I was looking up recipes for pupusas, and I think I'm going to attempt to tame the beast! I'll never be one of those people that are super into food and or call themselves "foodies"
1. because I'll never be that lame "foodies?" srsly?
2. I not sure if I have the dedicate
3. Or perhaps the means, I mean cooking good food is kinda expensive. amIright?

Why would anyone want a Big Mac™ taco? I mean I like Big Mac's™ and I like taco's but those are two great tastes that probably do not go well together.

What I've always loved about food and cooking is the history that comes from food. People and cultures have been making the same dishes for hundreds/thousands of years yet each individual can have such a personal experience with food. There is a certain personal and larger cultural ownership that comes with making and eating food.

Like with me and pupusas. I have sucha large sense of Salvadorean pride when it comes to the food that I've grown up with and specifically with pupusas because that is a dish that was invented in El Salvador and it's delicious as all get out. Learning how to make it would give me a sense of accomplishment plus, psssh I don't always have to buy them if i want to eat it.

[insert: I wanna be this lady]


I guess that's what neat or dumb about American food. The U.S. is so new and the food comes from so many different backgrounds that "American" food is so hard to categorize. Being new there is also room and a place to grow.

James McAvoy as Mr. Tumnus is super hot. only me?

I doubt it.........?

i care about material

I had to go into work today for training. Oh baby it's training training.

I'm super hungry but I guess non-stop Degrassi will have to suffice.

;(


I don't like this video or the song that much:




I really like this video and this song:




duh.

Welcome to my weekend

to seem like

It was so stuffy today at work it felt like a horribly balmy May when the weather is still not yet hot and still wet so it creates a mugginess that hangs in the and kinda makes everything smell a lil bit. kna'what I mean?
[insert: what the fuck? This was the first thing I got when I google image searched "mugginess"]

Well I guess I didn't know what I was expecting. Maybe an image of a swamp? Those are muggy right?

[insert: probs more approps picture]


I did end up writing some more. A scene between two lady charactahz.

[insert: LADY]


They don't really chit-chat, well they kinda do, or something. They also talk about "stuff" that deals with "plot" and "important themes." Whatever, they are bitches.

Other than that, I got my pictures taken. And made friends with a fOtOgrapher. Well hopefully made friends with, he seemed interesting. In that NOT creepy way.

I JUST BITE MY LIP, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ouch.

guess game: did that really happen or did I just write it. The world will never know or care.

I was thinkin' last night, while I was having trouble sleeping; what would bizarro world me be like? I think he'd still be a hOmOsexual, because I'm pretty sure bizarro world rules don't go down to the genetic level? Because bizarro people aren't of the opposite gender of their real world counterpart So I don't think he'd be white either. Right?



Right.

I don't need to

I was thinking about...thinking, which is my stock answer when I don't have anything to write about. Or at least when my brain is too tired from work to think about things.

I diiiid think about some interesting character traits or questions/scenarios for my play thing/whatever I'm working on. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that medical stuff and social factors of medical stuff is inspiring to what I'm writing about. It's all about human nature when we are at our weakest/most vulnerable.

There is nothing on T.V. I almost thought of putting on Hannah Montana but I couldn't bring myself to turn to that channel. So I but on "Grey's Anatomy" instead?

Ugh, I dunno what is wrong with me.

I just want all these little people on the teevz to shut up. OH WAIT I HAVE THE REMOTE. Me i'm too much a product of the white noise society to ever turn off a t.v. unless I'm going to start listening to something else that I Don't have to pay attention.

I'm not horrible if I know what I'm doing is stupid right? Yeah, NVMD. Oh heh you are dead in the newer seasons.

[insert DEAD/lucky it's also medical]


You know what I've wanted to see blog?

TWISTER
I'm not going to insert anything because it's FUCKING TWISTER YA'LL. I don't want it to skip that house and that house and come directly to mine. Whatever Hely Huntz you ain't that spesh.

I rewatched Sara Ramirez doing a madlibs version of "The Man I love" and I laughed. Oh, how I laughed.

ok done n' done n' done n' done

you don't have to worry

I woke up so needlessly early this morning that I wanted to stab everything everywhere all the time. But I didn't! Because I'm NOT a murderous psychopath! So that's something to be thankful for.

You know what else is something to be thankful for? fuckin' FUN DIP. Oh, hell to yes.
[insert the stick is actually the grossest part of fun dip, never eat it, never ever ever even THINK about eating it because you'll immediately regret it; I know I did]


It was a long day at work, but I did get fun dip so it's all good.

And that's it.

hi/lo resolution

I'm going to make a resolution (even though I have never done a resolution, because white people do those and in the eternal wisdom that is my mother "you don't want to be like white people do you?"), I'm going to attempt and possibly (re:probably) fail to write in this thing every day. My excuse that is that maybe by writing something inane everyday perhaps it'll inspire me to right something inane and hopefully entertaining IRL (that's in real life to you, yes I'm looking at you old man Hidgins). So yea. boo-ya.

[insert what I got when I google imaged "old man hidgins (NO I WASN'T MISSPELLING HUDGENS K THNX)]


This goes along with my attempt to exercise (please I can barely spell exercise (w/o spell check)), as well as my attempt to work on my budget, and eat better. HAHAHA psych!

So yeah, this blog will get even more dumb as the year goes along! get ready!

Oh, I also had a dream last night that I got my lighthouse tattoo (that I'm currently saving up to get, suck it budget!), instead of just the outward face of the lighthouse it was a cross-section of a lighthouse and it looked cool in my dream so maybe when I talk to an artist we'll play around with that.

[insert image that I really liked but it might look too much like a dong]



so there.

ANTI-psychotic

Well here I am again in the verge of shame disgust and arousal (a state that I'm beginning to find myself over and over again).

DS7 and I bought two armchairs, and by DS7 and I mean only DS7. He's got the cashmoneymillionaires. No he doesn't.

I finished my room and it looks very nice and messy which was the aesthetic I was going for and our living room is feeling very homey and comfortable. All I need to do now, is everything:
Shelves
Frames
Bed
Dresser
Everything everywhere in the entire world.

I also need glasses and go to the doctor and go to the dentist and things and things and stuff and spending and spending ugh everything is stupid.

I don't go to work until noon tomorrow, which is the only reason I'm awake.

This is the first post of the new year I spent the first three days of the new year going to sleep at horrible times. So eaaaaarly in da moh'nin'

I've also met a fOtOgrapher and "i'ma get my pitcher takin'" So that'll be weird and something that I've kinda always wanted to do since I'm kiiiiiiiiiiiinda narcissistic (don't tell anyone what am I thinkin' no one reads this!) but also something that I've never thought I'd have the b-a-l-l-z to do it. So I'm kinda nervous/excited/aroused/shamed (see how I worked it with what I wrote on top?) writing!

I've also been trying to write the play, but this damn writers block is cock blocking my writins'.
Well, I'll take my time I'll put it back I'll touch myself till I'm on track.
(masturbation reference to writing and music)

LADY GAGA, who, bee tea dubz, yours truly is going to see in about 2.5 weeeeeeeeeeks

SUCK IT.