if you give a moose a muffin/blog

This weekend was fun:
Eating
Drinking
Being Merry
Dancing
Theater

OH AND OF COURSE THERE IS THIS



Tina Fey/Amy Poehler '08

comin back with power power

This is a clandestine post.
I'm at work.
So as I blog I'm going to be constantly looking over my shoulder
*looks over shoulder*
OK all clear
*looks over shoulder*
oh shit!
wonk out!
;(

P.S. this blog is brought to you by 3 cups of coffee in under 2 hours

another night another dream but always blog!

Well my post sickness weekend was good. As I mentioned before I stayed home on Friday and SLEPT
[insert non-sexy bed picture]


<3 sleeping and not having nightmare <3

I did a really cliché things this Saturday (sorry writer for rescheduling! but i'm a jerk!) I hung out with some ____sters in w----- park in a loft apartment/art space. You heard me right, slash art. space.

But i did meet some cool kids but i also met some 1st year art student ____ster wannabes.
If I didn't have such a good time judging them I think I would have killed myself/them.
but they were seriously (srsly?) so young. It was kinda bizarre
[insert adorable baby picture]

But I didn't do much while i was there besides hang out and _____ and _____
oh shiiiiiit
I did see a man get shot (maybe) and die (naybe)
At the party me and a couple of acquintance soon to be friends (maybe/hopefully <3 new friends <3) were looking out the window and we heard a loud BANG and all of a sudden this man just dropped to the ground.
and
didn't
move
Eventually an ambulance came but they didn't really do anything the guy/body(?) and took him off in a gurney.
so....maybe.........he's ok?
maybe.....not?
so i guess that part wasn't cliché.
<3 stayin safe/alive <3

FEVER DREAMS

OH SHIT!

I forgot to talk about the crazy ass fever induced dreams I was having.

I guess the only one that I remember was:

Each of my symptoms had a personality and were personified in my office. And my sore throat was being a raging asscunt (sorry so vulgar, but it/she/they really were) and kept trying to convince me the chicken that I had cooked earlier that evening was contaminated with salmonella. And that I was going to die.

That is basically the long and short of it without going into the confusing dream details that bore N E 1 and every1.

I thought I was going insane the entire night because I would be slipping in and out of my dream state and my waking state (AND I COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STATES) and I seriously thought I had givin myself salmonella poisoning and that one of the symptoms was insanity.

But seriously make sure you cooking your chicken thoroughly and don't leave it out of the fridgy for long periods of time


<3 stayin healthy <3

A person could develope a bad bad

COLD
Sh*t!
F*ck!
FUCKING SHIT
Yeah i decided that pg-13 bullshit is played out since i don't have the cute/awesome/appropriate sound cue that they have on arrested development.
<3 tv/dvd sitcoms that was 2 smart 4 gen. audience <3
[insert A.D. picture...that kinda reminds me of BLOSSOM for some reason]


Back to the point (is there one for this?) I was sick, and still am sorta sick, all this week. I even had to miss work for two days [sick days/daze] and that would have been awesome if I wasn't sick and was just faaaaaaakin it


But I wasn't. I fuckin wasn't fakin it. It go so bad on Wednesday (the first day i called off work) i barely could get out of bed without gettin the shakes.
;(

But I stayed in bed ALL DAY and had plenty of liquids and pills (sweet sweet pills) and now (friday) I feel a little better, well better enough to go to work today.

And yes dear readers all...7 of you (if I'm lucky)? It's friday night and....I'm.....blogging....
...
...
aaaaaaaand we're moving on!

I got finished with the play festival and it was fun. A lot of fun. It makes me depressed going to work knowing that I won't be in that environment for a while.
On the plus! Two of the playwrights are in my area!
One is doin the grad school thing (grAd skool thang?) up in Northwestern and the other is moving to rogers park! maybe! hopefully! I'm pretty sure! I think.

Wow, other than that I have nothing to write about. Specs and I are gonna brunch it tomorrow
<3 brunch on non-sundays <3
actually
<3 brunch ANY day <3

Let's give'em something to talk about

Let's give'em something to talk about, how about art?
[insert bonnie raitt which google tells me sung that song]

Day 2 of living in this crazy wacky world we call the THEATRE.
And by wacky crazy I just mean that we started staging the play I'm in. But that was after I spent all day at work anticipating going to rehearsal.
;(
Seriously, all day. I mean work is fine. The people are nice but it's like I'm just there and it's just ______ and that is all. I did get free pastries though. That's a plus!
[insert fat machine/love machines]


I'm still kinda awkward around these theater folks because they all know each other and they are really nice but being the social incompetent that I am sometimes I just stand there while everyone is having conversations about art and theatre. Literally, all. I. do. is. stand. there.

I did see a play about superheroes.
It' kinda reminded me of Dr. ________ by ________Whedon
[insert dreamboat]

But it was good then I got to faux modern dance and do a chekhov monologue.
NOT at the SAME time.
silly goose.

Let's talk about art baby!

Let's talk about art baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk ab out all the good things and the bad things that we see. Let's talk about art. Let's talk about art.
[insert salt n pepa picture]


Right now I'm laying on an air mattress that I borrowed(stole) from quarter-rican and I'm laying in the sanctuary of a church that has been converted to a cultural/art center in w----- park, that for this week has been converted to a theatre collective space, for a new works festival!

[insert picture that is not the obvi sadface/happyface that all those lame theatre people use]...no luck finding picture ;(

So yeah, I'm living here for the remainder of the week. So I'm sorta gonna have somethin woht bloggin about! Sorta! ?
I'm livin here because it's closer to work and also because I really really really want to do some fucking art.
Not fucking art. pervz

I think...but only a little bit

(que that one song by dolly parton 9to5, which is also a movie!)

Now that I have a job
I get up ridiculously early, 6am, really?
I have a crazy long commute, an hour and 10 minutes, seriously?
I have a cubicle, this isn't a joke?
On the plus side, I get health care, eye, dental and life insurance, and a steady paycheck, which I have yet to see because don't I get paid until next. Friday, COME ON!
ANYWAY
So I work for this company were I send out emails and make phone calls to customers (what we sell exactly, I'm starting to learn, and it's too boring to talk about here and if I say that you know it's true,) and generaly sit at my cubicle and think about all the events in my life that have brought me to this point.

But this job makes me love and hate the weekends with a passion that I have never experienced.
Love the fact that I have a two days to myself and hate the fact that I only have TWO DAYS to myself.


But i did have a lot of <3 funsies <3 this weekend.

Oh one NOT fun thing that happened was that I had to say goodbye to hiker, she's off to DC then NYC then France. I'm insanely jealous (jalox?) that she is off and writer will soon go off to France as well. well. fuck. them.

Back to the weekend. I hung out with blueline after work then we met up with quarter-rican and her new Art Therapy friend and ate at a restaurant that was, one those places that is trying really hard to be a laid back burger place when in reality it's pretty over priced and kinda bourgey (that doesn't look like what it sounds like, fucking french) and quarter-rican found a hair in her food so she got it for free!
<3 pseudo-insanitary practices <3

Then i went out dancing with m&m because now i feel like i have to prove something with my weekends and pack them with enough "fun" stuff that will make life ok? that sounds a lot sadder than it is. or maybe it's just sad. Yeah, it's sad.

Saturday, Ezaboo and teach and I hung out, basically the entire day. And I was acting like a total nut job. I think part of it was because I was tired from the night before and part of it is because I can act like a nutjob because I'm. not. at. work.

We had brunch at a delicious mediterranean place in andersonville and went back to her place and watched a movie then we went to catch a bus to head to germanfest where we were going to meet hotMess. Oh! heh, waiting to catch the bus we were talking about...ezaboos downstairs and how it was stinkin up the place, and these complete rand-0s (that's random people to you uncool kids) in a cab must have heard us and totally acknowledges us and agreed with the smelly situation downstairs, heh.
<3 taxi-cab gayz <3

We eventually got to germanfest were beer was consumed
then we went to a bar
then we went to another bar
then we went to another bar
then we went to a restaurant
I think the evolution of the night was only natural.

Sunday I gave my soul a little pat on the back and did a physical theater workshop today. it's was so fun and gratifying to do artsy theatre stuff. We created tableau's and eventually created a dance piece and we did other physical stuff it was wonderful
<3 artsy fartsy times <3
Then I got home and picked up my ipod from ezaboo cooked dinner with quarter-rican and now i'm going to sleep because i have work tomorrow

I can feel a difference

Friday:
Got a lot of take otu with BlueLine/Quarter-rican/Specs
Harolds Chicken! Los Planes Pupuseria!
Clue with BlueLine/Quarter-rican/Specs/Writer
Guesstures with already mentioned friends
Berlin - danced! meet some mid 30s peeps they said i was adorable, then they went to go do _____
Late Night trip to the lake
broke somethin'

Saturday:
what did i do saturday?!
I stayed home (homo)
had cheeps and deep!
..i think that was all i ate?!
quarter-ricans art therapy classmate came over. she was cool

Sunday:
Specs, Ezaboo, Ezaboos friends and I went to BRUNCH. very good very very good
Then we watched Hamlet 2 very good
Except that there is a character that looked very similar to me and seemed to be a warped and lame(er?) version of me. I was disturbed when he was on screen
Went to gay church!
Berlin (yes again) with m&m and his friend
Met lobbyist

Monday:
had brunch (again?!?!?!) with blondie. date! well i think we more friends! which is good <3
walked around with blondie
made bbq chicken pizza with quarter-rican
ate said pizza with her and specs
watched Gossip Girl (i mean sports)

Tuesday
FIRST DAY OF WORK

Wednesday
SECOND DAY OF WORK


will talk about work in a later post.